if you’re waiting for me to take a hint
it won’t work.
consider the following: i’m a dumbass
Don’t wait around for others to experience life with you. Take the lead, go out, and get the most out of life. Eventually, you’ll have more company than you can handle.
You deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you
and tells all their friends about you
and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you
and loses sleep to talk to you
and tells you how much they love and how beautiful you are all the time
and i really hope you find that one day
because you deserve to be loved
Find yourself a girl who’s distracted by other dogs, not other people
If you wanna be with someone, you have to be mature enough to stick around when things get tough. Relationships aren’t easy.
just wanna travel the world and kiss one person a whole heck of a lot.
Hands down the best commercial of this year’s Super Bowl
Didn’t watch the super bowl but I LOOOOOOOVE THIS COMMERCIAL!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Raise your hand if this isn’t your team
they lost cuz of this commercial and i 100% support this
dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
You can discover your favourite band when you’re in your late twenties. You can meet your best friend when you’re in your thirties. You can finally accomplish a life goal when you’re in your fifties. Your youth isn’t the only time frame where amazing, life-changing things can happen.
The right woman should frighten you a little.
(via finita-la-commedia)
Loneliness does not come from being alone, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important.
